An Engineer's Perspective on the Sandwich Car
While the Sandwich Car is clearly a groundbreaking, if dubious, achievement in
edible automotive technology, its recent introduction raises many questions:
- Does the car spoil if it isn't refrigerated?
- "Can you put me in a New York-style Reuben?"
- Are all parts of the car edible?
- What do I do with leftovers?
- How do you get home after you've eaten your car?
- Do you really want to eat pickles that have rolled on the pavement for 60 miles?
- Exactly what is its source of propulsion?
- How does it maintain structural integrity during a rainstorm?
- And, finally, why does the shaking girl fear the Sandwich Car?
